Monday, November 21, 2005

Y'all can stop trying. We've reached home breakfast sandwich preparation perfection.

I want an egg and muffin toaster. This device could quite possibly be the pinnacle of human achievement.


jasdye said...

i'm too lazy to hit the click. (sounds nasty)

does it cook the egg or just toast it? cuz if it just toasts it, that's a waste. if not, Christmas is coming early in the jasdye household.

Anonymous said...

Ooh! Shiny!

There used to be a small appliance that you would set up before going to bed and it would bake bread, cook eggs and make coffee, then sound an alarm to wake you up. Of course, I may have dreamed that, since I've never actually seen one at Sears.

On the other hand, somebody may have thought better of it after a while, as they did with the microwave ovens back in the 1980s that had the little bitty color television screen just above the control panel.

Happy motoring...

Micah said...

jasdye - Oh, it cooks the egg, baby.

Uncle Pavian - I'd have R&D get started on that dream machine, pronto. It sounds too good to be true, but it must be made.