Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Crush of the Week: Charlotte Church

This week's Crush is Welsh singer (formerly classical, now tarted up pop) Charlotte Church. I'm not familiar with her music, but she is quite easy on the eyes.


Singers should have good lung capacity.

Now, I realize I'm treading on Creepy Old Man territory here, but my rule of thumb is if a woman is on the cover of GQ, she's fair game. The animated GIF that originally piqued my interest is here (let it load, folks). I love classical music!

12 comments:

spydrz said...

She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Captain Backfire said...

Speaking of "pouting" what's up with that puss of hers? Could she try a look just a bit more miserable? Sheesh...

Micah said...

spydrz - I'm not placing the quote. I wanna say Dragnet (the movie), but...

CB - Would you be all sunshine and lollipops if you were stuck on some creepy old guy's blog?

Captain Backfire said...

Didn't seem to bother Patricia Heaton, as I recall.

(and yes, I only brought her up to reignite that debate again...it was a good one.)

Micah said...

Oh, Patty. One of my faves. And, yes, it was a spirited discussion of politics and boob jobs (my two passions).

Puddleglum said...

Hi, that's creepy. Charlotte Church is like...her last name is CHURCH!!!
uGH...
i suppose you don't see anything wrong with the Olsen twins either?

The Dubin said...

CB- The bamboo shoots placed under her fingernails by Viet Cong interrogators were cropped out of the photo, so no, she could not possibly look more miserable.

Micah- If I were to psychoanalyze your photo selection here, I'd say it wouldn't matter much to you if the face of Bea Arthur were superimposed (maybe you'd like it more..."Shady Pines, Ma!!"). Your eyes probably never moved above the sweater cows*.

*Thanks, Stewie Griffin, for the euphemism!

Kate The Great said...

Oh, how sad. "The Voice Of An Angel" has gone to hell.

And for the record: real looks way better than fake.

spydrz said...

Does this help?
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive."

Micah said...

puddlegum - Nah, the Olsen twins are a bit long in the tooth for me. Kidding, of course. I'm not a fan. They look like hobbits (12 year old boy hobbits, at that). One of my good friends loves them, but I've figured out their appeal: they are twins. That's pretty much it.

dubin - Bea Arthur?! Ugh. Now, that Estelle Getty - I'd taker her to Shady Pines, if you know what I mean. Good analysis, though. Are they teaching you horse whispering at vet school? (You probably could've made the same conclusion just by studying me for 15 minutes in Vegas)

KtG - If they exist, they're "real." I'm not so shallow to prefer one over the other. As long as they're big 'uns.

spydrz - Oh, yeah. "Mannequin." I love Meshach Taylor.

jasdye said...

i'm with puddlegum on this:

yeccch! but, what w/ your crush on party girls w/ ever-changing frontal assets (as well as scales that look like speedometers), it doesn't - unfortunately - surprise me.

she's super creepy.

now, whatever happened to that nice-looking commercial girl with the glasses, what's her name?

Alvis said...

When I first saw the gif, I was shocked. Last time I had seen her, she was still 15 or so. My, but has she blossomed.