Whose Henry Rollins?
Oh wow. I honestly am at a loss for words...
"We're standard-issue street soldiers."
Mindy, Mindy, Mindy. Just go here.Of course, I jest. But there's this dude at my gym that looks a lot like Hank. Right down to the graying hair.
Can you see if he'll do some spoken word for us? I do loves me my Hank.
Maybe I'll ask him what it was like working with Dolph Lundgren in Johnny Mnemonic the next time he's on the machine next to me.The whole thing reminds me of Sgt. Maj. Henry Rollins of Shamrock's ROTC group.
Ask him why he sold out and did that sorry-ass movie with Charlie Sheen and Kristy Swanson.Nevermind: answered my own question with two words: Kristy Swanson.
Exactly. And he got to work with Flea, which is its own reward.
Oh man, I had forgotten about Sgt. Major Henry Rollins. That guy really didn't look anything like Henry Rollins.CB - How could he turn down a chance to work with the great thespian, Flea?
:( Micah beat me to the pithy comment :(
Further proof that KPMD married the wrong spider...Anyway, a quick glance at ol' Hank's IMDB bio indicates he not only starred in Heat with Pacino & DeNiro, but also...Jack Frost with...Michael Keaton. Whaaa????
Jack Frost? Was he having problems making the Sea-Ray payment?
...and Michael Keaton was in Batman with Jack Nicholson, who was in A Few Good Men with KEVIN BACON. YES!
Remember the good old days, when Batman didn't have nipples, and he didn't hang around with the chick from Clueless? Man, I miss 1989. Nipple-less Batman, Capri Suns, and Toaster Strudels. Damn...I miss my youth.
Blame Joel Schumacher, my friend. Christopher Nolan + Christian Bale - Bat Nipples = hopefully a good Batman flick.
Make no mistake: as soon as the matinee showing of the newly boob-less Lindsey Lohan's Herbie: Fully Loaded gets out, I'm all about the new Batflick.The Memento dude and the guy from American Psycho? Yeah...I'm so there.
How much do movies cost up there in the land of Manhattan?
It's actually quite reasonable: you pay $11 to see the flick on the big screen, and then you buy a bootleg DVD of said flick for $10 on the walk home through Chinatown. Can't go wrong...
I have a buddy who just picked up three different copies of Revenge of the Sith in China. Amazingly, the packaging on one shows Harrison Ford as a star.
CB - $11 for a movie? And the industry wonders why it's in a slump. I'm never letting go of my student ID. $6.50 movies for life, boy-eeeeeee!spydrz - I think the bootleggers are just jumping the gun for the inevitable Revenge of the Sith Special Edition that George Lucas will release in a few years...with newly restored footage of Han Solo shooting Yoda first.
.... where he first meets Chewy! Brilliant!Of course, it will take some Star Trek IV-esque time-manipulation to pull off, but what the hell...
It's not like the Star Wars saga doesn't already have time problems. I submit the age differences between Anakin and Padme in The Phantom Menace and then in Attack of the Clones. Plus, at the end of Sith, Luke's aunt and uncle looked like they came fresh out of a WB show.Man, do I sound like an internet fanboy?Speaking of which, I read somewhere that Han was actually in the first draft of the Sith script, but that idea was quickly nixed. Not sure how true that is.End of geekness.
Wow, after that diatribe, I'm pretty sure I married the right spider.
Back to Henry Rollins. You make me so jealous Micah (but you have a way of doing that). I'd be HR's hollaback girl any day of the week. Tats and all.
Now is this "Mindy" that sparked all of this controversy our Mindy from law school Micah?
oh gosh, I hope he's not in the area. there's not enough room in Columbus for that big ole neck of his!
KPMD - Oh, c'mon. You know that the only reason you married Shamrock is because he saw you first. We couldn't break the Male Code.KtG - Hank is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Actually, I briefly met him after one of his spoken word shows. He signed one of his books and I got to shake his hand (talk about a death grip). He's also much shorter than you'd think.George - It's likely her. Seems like something she'd ask. I think it should be said that the last time Rollins rolled into town I bought two tickets, anticipating bringing this particular girl to the show, but brought...George. And he didn't even put out afterwards!michelle - Seriously, the dude is pumped.
Uh, I'll take the award for Most Shallow Comment by asking where you work out... so that I can stare, of course.I wish every man aged that well.I met him after a Spoken Word once on Long Island, and I don't care how B-A-N-A-N-A-S he is, he's still S-M-O-K-I-N-G H-O-T
you should totally become work-out buddies. Think of how cool it would be to say, "yeah, me and henry rollins were blasting our triceps, doing some skull crushers today..." also, your gym better be like Mickey's gym or some other rundown dive, or else I'm taking back half the "rugged points" I gave you for Bearded Micah Myspace.com Profile Photo.
Kris - Attention stalkers: I work out at the California Fitness on Sawmill. I think I've only seen the dude there during the day. Have fun!heartbreak - Uh...no comment. C'mon, let me keep my rugged points. Why do you think I changed my profile pic back to that one? I want to be the Brawny guy.
Rugged? Micah?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!Sorry brother, I love ya, but you're about as rugged as chunky-style peanut butter.Whoo, I almost had an accident I was laughing so hard.
George - I'll have you know that I once went two days without a shower.
Oh, then I already know who you're talking about because I work out there! Weird I haven't seen you, too.I'm way past my stalker phase - don't worry. That was soooo 1995.
Small world! Maybe I'll see you there sometime. I'll put in a good word with Rollins.
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