I'd say the same for your KotHill quote to our right there, which I quoted on my blog.Thanks for the steal. *Yoink!*Ohhhhh! 'Cuz she's blind, deaf and mute. But she touches things. Ohhhhh!
Oh my. Next you'll drag out the Christa McAuliffe jokes.
Since you asked, spydrz:Q: What does NASA stand for?A: Need Another Seven AstronautsSee y'all in hell!
jasdye - Go ahead and take it. I stole it from someplace else, anyway.spydrz - Be careful what you wish for...Q: How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?A: They found her head and shoulders on the beach.Q: How did they know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?A: One blew this way; one blew that way.Y'all have been great! Tip your waitress.
Can't....resist.....This one is much better delivered orally. Wait, what?Q. Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?A. You would, too, if your name was DDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Nice.Okay, one last one:Q: How did Helen Keller break her fingers?A: She was screaming for help when she fell down a well.
Just one more...Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with right hand? A. Because she needs the left hand to moan with.----------I hope this is not too soon...Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink?A: It's called Ocean Spray,however, this was their second choice, because they couldn't get 7-UP.Until Later...
That first one's a bit dirty for 3rd graders...but funny. I hadn't heard those before.Do your limey friends like these jokes?
Ha! I love Helen Keller jokes, and hadn't heard that one! Thanks!
I'm here to please. Thanks for dropping by.
I stole this joke and put it on my site. Thanks! credit given
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