Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bitter Sweethearts

The second worst holiday candy are those Tums-like candy hearts (the first being Peeps). Ugh. But they were the subject of one of my favorite "Mystery Science Theater 3000" skits: Bitter Sweethearts. Here are the messages Joel and the 'Bots had inscribed on their candy hearts:
  • Get Out
  • Owie, Owie, Owie
  • Love Me
  • Still Mad
  • My Needs
  • Bite Me
  • Drop 'Em
  • I'm Tested
  • That Hair
  • Can't Leave The County
  • Weird Face
  • You'll Do
  • Like A Brother
  • It's Blue!

Classic. And so true.


The Law Fairy said...

How about:

No Sores
Whos Ur Daddy
(*#@ Me
Not Tonight

and, my favorite of all those occurring to my strange little mind:

I'm Late

The *tasteful* way to tell your man he's gonna be a daddy!

spydrz said...

my favorite line:

"Cordot Five calling Cordot One. Why are we Cordot?"

Micah said...

law fairy - Or maybe "I'm Just Not That Into You"

spydrz - Ah, The Starfighters...a true classic. My MST3K tapes are slowly deteriorating in the basement and I only have a few of the DVDs. I need to get cracking.

Kate The Great said...

How about

"Okay. If you buy me one more drink."


"Souped Up Tranny"