Wednesday, February 08, 2006

It's been a while since the last "Britney is white trash" post



"Hey, Ma! I done got me a new toy! Ain't he cute?"

In her defense for driving with her baby in her lap, Britney said, "I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

Yeah, like putting him directly in front of an airbag that, if deployed, would kill him. Kind of makes you long for the halcyon days when Spears was nothing more than jailbait in a schoolgirl uniform.

5 comments:

THSE said...

where was K-Fed when all of this was going down?

Micah said...

Recording another hit single, no doubt.

Kate The Great said...

Oh, c'mon. You don't need no Britney Baby Broohaha to lust after those days of pigtail braids, pleated skirts and push up bras.

Michelle said...

Kind of makes you long for the halcyon days when Spears was nothing more than jailbait in a schoolgirl uniform.

you know you were already longing for those days before this story :) we all were. *sigh*

Micah said...

KtG - She definitely has what I call the Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome. I was really into her in her Playmate of the Year days...and then she opened her mouth. Not a turn-on.

michelle - I still remember when she first hit the scene and I was out to lunch with some guys from work. One of them was describing this video where this chick was in a schoolgirl outfit. (Ah, to be 23ish again)

You just can't put toothpaste back into the tube.