Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Micah World summer movie preview


Any excuse to put a pic of her up.

Memorial Day has come and gone, so that means only one thing: no more mattress sales until Labor Day. And summer movie season has begun! I've compiled a list of movies that I wouldn't mind handing over good money for (ranked in order of anticipation):

1) Land of the Dead (June 24): I loooooove zombie movies. This one is written and directed by the master of the genre, George Romero. The buildup for another zombie movie from him has been 20 years. I may be outing myself as a total geek, but this is definitely the summer movie that I want to see the most (next to Sith). Of course, everyone already knows of my geeky tendencies.

2) Batman Begins (June 17): I've been wanting to see a good Batman flick for years now. Clooney and his bat nipples are out. American Psycho is in. I'm buying Sno-Caps.

3) Untitled Mike Judge Project (aka 3001) (August 5): The comedic genius behind Office Space, "King of the Hill," and "Beavis and Butthead" finally makes another movie. No description is necessary.

4) War of the Worlds (June 29): Well, the trailer kicks butt. Cruise and Spielberg's last sci-fi effort (Lawnmower Man) was pretty good.

5) Mr. and Mrs. Smith (June 10): Hot damn! Angelina Jolie has never looked more radiant. Add some explosions and my man-crush on Brad Pitt and I'll fork over my $6.50 (no, I am never going to get rid of my student ID).

6) Fantastic Four (July 8): Next to the Punisher, Superman and Spiderman, the Fantastic Four were my favorite comic book heroes (again: geek). The Commish/Vic Mackey as Ben Grimm? Yep!

7) The Wedding Crashers (July 15): Vince Vaughn. Owen Wilson. Christopher Walken. A raunchy comedy. I'm there.

Honorable mention: Herbie: Fully Loaded (June 24). I doubt I'll watch this one in the theater, but it'll be nice to take a trip down Memory Lane to when Lindsay Lohan had schnoobs. Misty water-colored memories...

A Wash: The Island (July 22). I love Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor. I don't like Michael Bay. I have no clue what this movie's about. A little more research is needed on this one.

Oh, Dear Lord, Why?: The Honeymooners (June 10). Cedric the Entertainer as Ralph Kramden. This one should be sent to the moon.

Most Anticipated Movie That I Thought Was Coming Out This Summer But Is Indeed Coming Out This Fall: Strangers with Candy (October 28). I absolutely love the now-defunct TV show. If the strong un-PC humor is kept intact, this ought to be hilarious.

13 comments:

Micah said...

CB - You broke my heart. Living in NYC shouldn't isolate you from this stuff. Anyway, I added links to all of the movies' sites, just for your benefit.

And I don't know about Stiller, but The Wedding Crashers does have a cameo from Will Ferrell.

spydrz said...

I didn't know Cruise was in Lawnmower Man...

Micah said...

CB - You are soooooo NYC.

Just making you guys question reality. Of course, the movie in question is Minority Report - a very good movie. Lawnmower Man absoultely sucked (and I saw it at the theater).

Micah said...

So that solves it: move to the Midwest or Philly and you can participate in our Pop Culture Throwdowns.

Al said...

I drive by a Mr/Mrs Smith billboard every morning. And every morning I almost get into an accident staring at Angelina...

Fikri said...

Looking forward to Mr and Mrs Smith and Batman Begins. Though I have this funny feeling that I'll be disappointed with Batman...

Daldianus said...

I'm so waiting for Batman begins. I hope the new interpretation of the myth rocks!

Kristen said...

I'm going to have a hard time not sneaking into a Batman matinee before the wedding festivities begin.

Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me this is the best summer slate in a while.

Hasselback said...

I too am awaiting the new War of the Worlds flick with great anticipation.

Micah, I challenge your title as King Geek, as I actually own the original George Pal film on DVD.

Oh yeah, I went there...

And by the way, I think I met your match at Simpsons trivia as well...

Micah said...

CB - Make it a whole wheat bagel and you're on.

Al - You, sir, are a lucky to have a daily distraction such as that.

Fikri - After Batman & Robin, this movie can only be an improvement.

Daldianus - You and me both.

Kristen - I've got to agree with you in that there seems to be a bunch of at least interesting movies this summer. Good to hear from you. I know the wedding's keeping you busy. I logged onto your blog only to find it deleted. 'Twas a sad day.

George - I've always bowed down to your sci-fi geekery, no question. But no one shall remove me from my Simpsons throne. Oh yes, I've thrown the gauntlet down.

Hasselback said...

I don't know brother. You'll have to come down here this summer and find out.

Micah said...

I can't fit any international trips into my schedule this summer. Maybe you should come to Vegas in August. It'll be a certain blogger's birthday.

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