I had grandiose plans to have you, my loyal readers, choose my Crush of the Year through a series of polls and drafts all throughout last December. Obviously, I didn't get around to implementing a feasible plan. So, when I saw these pictures of her at the Golden Globes, my choice was made. Congratulations, Scarlett! You can pick up your prize at my house.
I am 100% behind this one.
Bravo Micah!!! BRAVO!
Just for you guys, here's the rest of that series of pictures.
To lift a quote from an e-mail I received from Captain Backfire: "The side view really does her/it/them the most justice. I mean GOOD LORD."
Goddamn right: I'm finally deemed quote-worthy. My life's work is now complete. Thanks for stroking my...um, ego.
Umm...did you maybe crop that photo a little too high up?
CB - You're most welcome. Feels good to retire early, doesn't it?
dubin - I wish. Maybe I shouuld post the video of the E! TV red carpet guy copping a feel. Sometimes I wish I was gay...
Excellent choice, Micah!
What do you mean you wish you were gay? And after all these years I've been giving guys your number!
And yet none called. :(
I should've been clearer. I was alluding to the E! host, who is gay, and therefore is allowed to touch women in their bathing suit regions.
See, I'd like to touch Scarlett Johansson's boobies.
Oh wait...those are pictures of her AT the Golden Globes...not pictures OF her Golden Globes.
Sexism will not be tolerated at Micah World. But, yeah, she's got great cans.
And lo and behold... a woman with real breasts! Does it amaze anyone else that thin women don't seem to be naturally large breasted anymore? I mean, I used to know women who had big boobs...without enhancement...but now it seems that every single woman in Hollywood and Miami needs (or thinks she needs) implants.
Anyway, I digress. I posted about Drew Barrymore's breasts. Another situation ENTIRELY...
I'm a straight woman, but I could not take my eyes off her in Match Point. She's, like, perfect-looking: slammin' body, pretty face, great hair. (The movie, by the way, otherwise sucked.)
panthergirl - That's why we love her/them. I blame the whole eating disorder mentality. Just look at Lindsay Lohan - she was HOT, but then decided to drop a lot of pounds (which she didn't have to at all) and subsequently lost her boobs. And she looked gross. The switch from redhead to blond didn't help, either.
As for Drew, I've only seen one picture. Get that girl a bra.
caryn - I'm in complete agreement. Haven't seen Matchpoint and I doubt I ever will. I avoid Woody Allen movies like the plague.
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