Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Hump Day News Round-Up

  • It sure beats listening to his music: new age musician Yanni allegedly smacked his bitch up.
  • The British Medical Association is calling for medical personnel to stop wearing neckties. Why exactly are people bitching about this?
  • Barry Bonds juiced. Duh.
  • "Watch my beer, honey. I'm going to the john and stir the soup": British bars and nightclubs have begun using vending machines that dispense sex toys.


Law Fairy said...

God bless the Brits.

Micah said...

I'm guessing that you're not referring to the necktie story. :)

spydrz said...

The problem is, as with everything else in the UK, the toys all cost twenty quid.

Micah said...

Good one.