I debated whether or not to report my match, but what the hell? I'm Kevin Spacey. Great actor, kinda weird dude. Still trying to determine how I feel about that one.
On a semi-related note, one of the most uncomfortable situations in recent memory was watching American Beauty with my Grandma when the scene with KS jerking off in the shower came on. Awkward!
I am the exception that proves the rule, I got matched up with Gwyneth Paltrow. Perhaps Gwyn before she met that drip Chris Martin. Back when she was classy, fun, and cute as a button. Now she's the kind of person who names her kid after a produce item. Not cool, man...not cool.
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I debated whether or not to report my match, but what the hell? I'm Kevin Spacey. Great actor, kinda weird dude. Still trying to determine how I feel about that one.
And you're both closeted homosexuals!
On a semi-related note, one of the most uncomfortable situations in recent memory was watching American Beauty with my Grandma when the scene with KS jerking off in the shower came on. Awkward!
I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!
Which doesn't surprise me. I've always known I'm the Carrie Bradshaw among my group of girlfriends :)
I'm Helen Hunt and I quite like that. Smart, sexy in a subtle way and very talented.
I am the exception that proves the rule, I got matched up with Gwyneth Paltrow. Perhaps Gwyn before she met that drip Chris Martin. Back when she was classy, fun, and cute as a button. Now she's the kind of person who names her kid after a produce item. Not cool, man...not cool.
law fairy - As long as you don't look like her. Ugh.
KtG - And you have a proclivity for chasing tornadoes.
KPMD - Oh, c'mon. You know you'll name your first born Cherry Tomato or Grapefruit.
I humbly submit "Tangelo" for Shamrock & KPMD's firstborn, and defy you to come up with better produce.
Guava.
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