Wednesday, October 05, 2005

"Son of Nic Cage, kneel before Zod"

On Monday, Nicolas Cage's wife gave birth to a baby boy and the couple named him Kal-el. That's right, he was given Superman's Kryptonian name. He's got a lot to live up to.

Still, it's better than naming the kid "Apple."

8 comments:

spydrz said...

I would've named him "Shark."

jasdye said...

or, "LavaGirl."

no, big Supes fan that i am, i would've never named my child after him. even Clark would be risky. what are these pretentious artists thinking?

what were the names of angelina & billy bob's children? haggis and maranatha?

Micah said...

Celebrities...they so crazy.

As big as a comic book nerd that I am (not as much as when I was in Jr. High, though), that's just cruel to name the kid that. And if he had to go that route, why not do it slyly with regular names? Peter Wayne...Parker Kent...Bruce Wolverine...You get the idea.

spydrz said...

I can't believe nobody got my joke.

jasdye said...

you're right spydrz. i didn't/don't get it.

but i like my joke. 'cuz it's lame.

Micah said...

Welcome to the world of Spydrz Jokes.

(I didn't get it, either.)

Micah said...

Oh. "Shark Cage." Uh...funny.

spydrz said...

How about "Batting" then?