Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Crush of the Week: Elvira

This week's Crush is Elvira. Hey, who else would I pick for Halloween?


Unpleasant dreams.

Did watching her show when I was a kid create my booby obsession? Only my shrink knows for sure.

12 comments:

Captain Backfire said...

Uhhhh...
Um.....
Ehhh.....

You know, you could've picked either of the "Buffy"s for Halloween. Now I'm just worried about you.

Micah said...

I could have, sure. But I submit to you Exhibits A and B.

Captain Backfire said...

Three words for you: Kristy. Swanson. Playboy.

Micah said...

Great. Now I'm going to have to go search through my archives. And not leave my room for a while.

Captain Backfire said...

(sigh) It's called Google Image. Try it. No paper cuts!

The Law Fairy said...

Random fact: Elvira is a Colorado Springs native.

Just shows you what growing up in that town will do to a person...

Micah said...

CB - What do you think I did when I first saw your post? So far, it's turned up bupkiss (except for the cover of that issue).

lawfairy - Well, blow me down. You learn something new every day.

Micah said...

Okay. Found 'em. Now, as you know, I'm not a Butt Man, but that one pic where she's showing her heiny...DAMN.

Kate The Great said...

And here I thought most people pointed to Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween as the holiday's prized T & A...

KPMD said...

A weird coincidence, but true...my birthname was almost Cassandra Peterson. But my parents were worried I'd be called "Mama Cass" (they must have been smoking something). So, I'm guessing the name must have some mysterious, "Lost"-like connection to big boobies. It's a mystery for the ages, folks.

p.s. I still think either Buffy is hotter, but sooooooooo obvious a choice, I am proud you didn't go there, Micah. Don't be that guy.

spydrz said...

My heart's on fire Elvira

Eyes that look like heaven, lips like sherry wine
That girl can sure enough make my little light shine
I get a funny feelin' up and down my spine
'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine

I'm singin'
Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire, Elvira

Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away

Tonight I'm gonna meet her at the Hungry House Cafe
And I'm gonna give her all the love I can, yes I am
She's gonna jump and holler
'Cause I saved up my last two dollars
We're gonna search and find that preacher man

Now I'm a singin'
Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira

Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away

Elvira, Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira

Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away

Elvira, Yeah...
Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira

Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Giddy Up Oom Poppa Omm Poppa Mow Mow
Heigh-ho Silver, away

Elvira, Yeah...
Elvira
My heart's on fire Elvira...

Micah said...

KPMD - I'm not that guy. Plus, I've never seen either incarnation of "Buffy."

Just think: my grandma could always refer to you as "Cassie" rather than "Candy."

spydrz - A good friend of mine recently offered me his extra ticket to an Oak Ridge Boys concert in WV. I declined.