When the alarm went off this morning, a person on the "Today Show" (or maybe it was on the radio...hmmm, it was early) was talking about a scientist offering
a $1 million reward for a picture of Bigfoot
. I think that's my calling. And when I'm not tracking the elusive beast, I'll solve mysteries and fight crime as I travel the country.
Homer: Springfield is also the home of the two headed goat.
Lisa: But he was from Shelbyville.
Homer: But he chose to DIE in Springfield. (to statue commemerating goat) Oh, one of you ate cans. The other, health food. How you managed to solve crimes I'll never know.
While you're out there, you should help OJ search for the real killers on the Del Boca Vista 14th green.
jasdye - I actually Laughed Out Loud when I read that. What episode is it from (yes, King Simpson Trivia doesn't recognize it).
spydrz - I think Juice is doing a fine job on his own.
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