Thursday, October 13, 2005

She's gotta have it

Arkansas resident and sexual intercourse enthusiast Michelle Duggar had her sixteenth child on Tuesday. Johannah Faith joins her brothers and sisters Joshua, John David, Janna, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, and Jackson Levi.

So, can you tell that these kids are home schooled? The Duggars stated that they want more children, but I think that they are going to run out of Biblical "J" names. I'm pretty sure that they'll have to name the next one "Jesus."

And just because I have to fit in a Simpsons reference, here are Cletus and Brandine's children: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, and Phil. The couple also has a smellhound named Geech.

10 comments:

The Law Fairy said...

I like how Jim Bob speaks for his wife in the story. Perhaps she is too worn out from birthin' his babies to speak (think?) for herself.

Let that be a lesson to all those 17-year-olds seriously considering marriage. As I've always said, wait until, gosh, 19, at least.

spydrz said...

Joy-Anna's a Biblical name? Must be NKJV.

Micah said...

law fairy - I first heard this story on the radio this morning and it had a soundbite from the wife on it. She sounded in good spirits. Apparently the "I've got a sixteenth mouth to feed" thought hadn't entered her mind yet.

You're waaaay too immature to handle marriage at 17. 18 is kosher, though.

spydrz - I think she's in a footnote somewhere.

Kate The Great said...

And to think, I want to get a boob lift after I have three kids. This woman is going to need a boob resurection.

panthergirl said...

You know, they really missed their chance. They could have done "A to Z", or better yet... spelled out "S.U.P.E.R.C.A.L.I.F.R.A.G.I.L.I.S.T.I.C.E.X.P.I.A.L.I.D.O.C.I.O.U.S"!!!

jasdye said...

jinger?

i'm sorry. no. and i may be familiar with biblical names, but that's a stripper name any way you cut it.

The Dubin said...

Maybe now she done birthed that thar 16th baby, she can wear the fringed "Classy Lassy" shirt Jim Bob bought her...

...But then, she prob'ly gotta wear the shirt what Dairy Queen giv her.

Micah said...

KtG - I'm sure the Good Lord will provide.

panthergirl - I would've named them all George a la George Foreman.

jasdye - Ha. That's exactly what I thought.

dubing - "Now, Brandine, she's my momma, too."

The Dubin said...

I hear a shipment of burnt Sears actuvewear is coming in. One can only ask: When? And how burnt?

jasdye said...

sorry, been busy (riiigghhhht.)

Jabez, Jehosophat and Jezebel.

it's all been an elaborate plot to further the "wwjd" line.