Monday, October 03, 2005

I've got a nice set of pipes

Well, I'm that much closer to my new hobby.



These belonged to my grandpa and great-grandpa. They are a bit dusty and are caked with, er, cake (carbon build-up). But once I get them cleaned up, I promise to have a post titled "THESE PIPES ARE CLEAN." Until then, I'll probably buy a cheapy pipe and some cheapy tobaccy to see if I want to pursue this endeavor further.

Anyone want to buy this pipe for me? It's banded with ivory from the tusk of a 61,000 year old mammoth. And it's a steal at only $1,650!

8 comments:

Captain Backfire said...

On one hand, I like the idea of multiple posts per day. More stuff to talk about.

On the other hand, it just provides more threads for Shamrock to derail. Hmm...dilemma.

Let me know if you need me to come over there and clean your pipes. Or unclog your drain.

Or deliver a pizza.

Unjam your fax machine?

Micah said...

Therein lies the adventure. Will he show up here and talk about the Middle East? Is he going into a Lindsay Lohan thread and post about the GDP? You never know.

You are always welcome to jet over here and felate me. Get it? ;)

It's funny - the other day I bought some pipecleaners - for use to clean pipes! All these years I thought that they were used solely for arts and crafts.

Captain Backfire said...

Wasn't quite sure what you meant until I saw the winky-face. Then I realized you were talking about oral sex. I'm there!

Pipe cleaners for something other than making magnets? Next you're gonna tell me you can use macaroni for something other than picture frames.

Micah said...

I'm the king of the single entender.

spydrz said...

I want to make a sled out of popsicle sticks and have it say "Merry Xmas 1982." Oh, I've already done that.

Kate The Great said...

That fancy mammouth pipe looks cool, but I'd rather stockpile the cash and put it towards a kick ass trip to Vegas...

There's something about a pipe smoker that makes them look so intelligent. Maybe Tara Reid should take up pipe smoking...

panthergirl said...

Hmmm.... I've offered to clean a guy's pipes a few times...

Use Borkhum Riff (sp?). The best smelling pipe tobacco EVER.

Micah said...

spydrz - Well, now's your chance to make one for '91.

KtG - Ah, Vegas. If I brought that much loot to Sin City - well, let's just say I'd be a high roller at Olympic Gardens for about an hour.

And looks like I'm going to be intelligent! Or at least perceived that way.

panthergirl - I'm sure you have. Thanks for the tip.