Just to show that I am a man of culture, I thought that I'd share my favorite poem. It's by a little known poet who goes by the name of J. Smails:
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When his shorts are too tight in the seat
My second favorite is one called "Milk Milk Lemonade."