WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE SMURF CHILDREN?! A new UNICEF ad campaign shows Smurf Village being bombed while the Smurfs flee in terror. Smurfette even dies. With the lone female dead, how are they supposed to repopulate?
Conveniently missing from the TV spot are images of Gargamel's rape rooms or any hint of his Final Solution-esque plan to eradicate the inferior blue race.
EDIT: The above picture is just screaming to be my desktop wallpaper. Anyone know where I can find a really big version of it?